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i may have to replace the cigarettes and pepper spray in my purse with a box of tissues and cough drops, but thats not stopping me from going out tonight! because i am a trooper!

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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WINE, HAIR DYE, LAW AND ORDER RERUNS

a successful night

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

$$$$

Soooooooo yup. I just bought this for myself. This is really exciting.

Dec 29th

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Sooo I DON'T have to work New Year's Eve??

I didn’t even ask to be off, but I am now. Guess my boss thinks I need to get a life. AAACK Now what? Where’s the good shit happnin’? NOTE TO JACKIE: NDR texted me today randomly saying that I didn’t have to work. Getting out of working a shift has never been this easy. I’m worried she has an ulterior motive. She must have an ulterior motive.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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Whut

Ive been watching the outdoor channel for an hour. I am both disgusted and obcessed. Why would someone willingly cover themselves in deer piss? RIP beautiful animals. RIP my soul

Dec 27th

Maaannn my mom's drunk

Gonna head to the garage and chug some vino. Pennsylvanians are too much for me.

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Watch

The Strip Game directed by Method Man It’s a must see. You will not regret it. Thanks Emmmmmaaaaaaaaa

Dec 26th

NOTHIN' BUT PLAYER HATERS AND COCK BLOCKERS

yeahYEAHyeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

The Black Keys - Never Give You Up

Dec 26th

I FINALLY GOT A BIG GURL PHONE

finally

Dec 26th

good grief

well, i survived church! just ‘bout ran out that bitch a few times, but i was able to keep my composure. there should have been more wine offered. then my g ma made us read “twas the night before christmas”…..aloud…as if it had been a tradition in my family. again, there should have been more wine offered. my family makes me uncomfortable. let’s go to the...

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

The Weekend - Loft Music (Babe Rainbow Drag Remix) by Babe Rainbow soooooo diggin’ this

Dec 20th

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THREE WORST QUESTIONS TO EVER THINK ABOUT ASKING...

1. So, what exactly are you going to do with a BFA once you graduate? 2. Why don’t you have a boyfriend? 3. Are you still working at the same restaurant….what’s it called…..??? caaaaannot wait for winter break so i can be reunited with inquisitive relatives and old acquaintances who love to brag about their lives fuuuuuuuuuuuuckmylife

Dec 20th